Crushing Bones with Stones

i can’t stand when people are clingy but at the same time i need to be smothered in attention at all times

graduation speech

mom did u wash my weed socks u know i cant go out in public without them

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

barneystinson:

actual representation of my selfies with a filter vs my selfies with no filter

asian:

asian:
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye

real-gifs:

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*clicks on every link and spends the rest of my night like*

- white people ordering food at a mexican restaurant

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